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Total Medals Earned: 97 (From 16 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,525 Points

Abobo's Big Adventure

Child Chomper Unlocked 1/15/12
5 Points
01 - Eat kid
Run Abobo, Run! Unlocked 1/15/12
5 Points
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
Patience Unlocked 1/15/12
10 Points
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
Poor Aboboy Unlocked 1/15/12
10 Points
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
Waste Not Unlocked 1/15/12
10 Points
01 - Throw kid body
Auto-Assault 5 Points 07 - Get Machine Gun
Bad Call 5 Points 02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
Ballooney 5 Points 05 - Pick up an extra balloon
Call A Plumber 5 Points 02 - Escape the Mario pipe
Choices 5 Points 00B - Use level select
Familiar Shape 5 Points 04 - Get the map
Fiery Fury 5 Points 07 - Get Flame Gun
Fighting Chance 5 Points 03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
Fish Food 5 Points 02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
Idiot 5 Points 04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
Lazertagged 5 Points 06 - Get hit by a laser
Lemming Lunacy 5 Points 07 - Get Lemmings Gun
Merbobos 5 Points 02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
Never Give Up 5 Points 00E - Use a continue
No Mercy 5 Points 03 - Execute the Fatality move
Soap On A Dope 5 Points 07 - Kill showering guy
Spread The Love 5 Points 07 - Get Spread Gun
Where To? 5 Points 04 - Get the compass
Acid Bath 10 Points 08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
Beardy Basher 10 Points 01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
Bigger Boat 10 Points 02 - Defeat Jaws
Blocktorock 10 Points 04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
Bloody Bobo 10 Points 00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
Bombs Away 10 Points 07 - Use Rage move on level 7
Bonkers 10 Points 05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
Death Blossom 10 Points 05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
Flurry Frag 10 Points 04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
Have A Seat 10 Points 05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
Icy Escape 10 Points 07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
Ironic 10 Points 01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
Mega Blast 10 Points 06 - Use Rage move on level 6
Police Patrol 10 Points 03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
Pro Wrestler 10 Points 05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
Projectile Power 10 Points 04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
Punchy Power 10 Points 08 - Use Rage move on level 8
Pushy 10 Points 04 - Push a not-so-secret block
Reap This 10 Points 05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
Reaper Runner 10 Points 05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
Risky 10 Points 05 - Jump off the top rope
Robopopped 10 Points 07 - Kill Robocop
Rocky Rage 10 Points 01 - Use Rage move on level 1
Slowpoke 10 Points 04 - Get turned into a snail
Spiffy Supporter 10 Points 00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
Super Slash 10 Points 04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
The Code 10 Points 07 - Use the Contra Code properly
Typhoon Time 10 Points 02 - Use Rage move on level 2
Walk On Water 10 Points 04 - Get the ladder
A Winner Is Me 25 Points 05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
Abobo Appetizers 25 Points 02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
Anger Issues 25 Points 04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
Bloody Chum 25 Points 02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
Chair Massacre 25 Points 05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
Die Dragon Die 25 Points 04 - Kill Aquamentus
Fooled You 25 Points 01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
Forklift Foul 25 Points 01 - Defeat boss
Kong Punt 25 Points 01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
Krang Bang 25 Points 07 - Destroy Krangby
Mac Attack 25 Points 08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
Manhandled 25 Points 04 - Kill Manhandla
Mega Mashed 25 Points 06 - Defeat Megabobo
Mmm Beefy 25 Points 04 - Get the beef
No Fatty Pop 25 Points 04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
Skynet Stopper 25 Points 06 - Defeat Robobobo
Turtle Power 25 Points 07 - Defeat Krang
Balloon Master 50 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
Barf-O-Rama 50 Points 07 - Kill giant Kirby
Champ 50 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
Elderly Execution 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
Extra Abobo 50 Points 06 - Pick up an extra life
It's So Bad 50 Points 08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
Meatspin 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
Mega Master 50 Points 06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
Super Soldier 50 Points 07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
War Hero 50 Points 07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
Balloon Jedi 100 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
Contrabobo God 100 Points 07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
I'm The Greatest 100 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Bloodsport Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Jason Lives Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
No Filming Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Surf's Up Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Duck Hunted Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Friendly Foes Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Headbanger Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Luckdragon Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sneaky Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thanks Doc Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Another Castle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bobo Battle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Double Trouble Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fire Bad! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Kill The Messenger Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Best Ending Evar Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Private Party Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thriller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/100 (40/2,000 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 9/15/09
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Monkey Biz Unlocked 9/15/09
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit Unlocked 9/15/09
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Kaminari Ninja Unlocked 9/15/09
25 Points
Defeat Raijinmaru
Story Easy Unlocked 9/15/09
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Normal Unlocked 9/15/09
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute Unlocked 9/15/09
25 Points
Defeat Final Weapon
Heavy Weapons 5 Points Defeat Battbot
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 7/16 (120/500 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy

Beholder Unlocked 5/8/09
10 Points
Slay the tentacle beast.
Chaos Unlocked 5/8/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fail Unlocked 5/8/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
King Slime Unlocked 5/8/09
10 Points
Slay the giant slime.
Defender 10 Points Slay the sentinel.
Mecha 10 Points Slay the giant robot.
Regice 10 Points Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku 50 Points Slay your undead god.
Warrior 50 Points Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero 100 Points Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight 100 Points Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Art Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Credits Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Owned Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Punching Bag Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Terrorist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I Like Swords Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pervert Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/18 (40/460 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 10/22/09
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 10/22/09
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Bitch Slap Unlocked 10/22/09
10 Points
Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror Unlocked 10/22/09
10 Points
Get Bee Death
Sucked Dry Unlocked 10/22/09
10 Points
Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out Unlocked 10/22/09
10 Points
Get the clock
Electra Complex Unlocked 10/22/09
25 Points
Get Dad Carriage Death
Here is Mommy! Unlocked 10/22/09
25 Points
Get Axe Death
Kain Unlocked 10/22/09
25 Points
Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke Unlocked 10/24/09
25 Points
Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order Unlocked 10/24/09
25 Points
Get Crow Death
Pest Removal Unlocked 10/22/09
25 Points
Trap the squirrel
The Flamer Unlocked 10/24/09
25 Points
Get Fire Death
Clockspert Unlocked 10/22/09
50 Points
Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned Unlocked 10/22/09
50 Points
Get all 10 stones
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 15/18 (325/500 points)

Gretel and Hansel Part 2

Bad Doggy Unlocked 10/15/10
5 Points
Race the wolf... and lose
Between a Rock and a Hard Rock Unlocked 10/15/10
5 Points
Get crushed
Big Brother Unlocked 10/15/10
5 Points
Rescue Gretel
Birdie Unlocked 10/14/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Free Bird Unlocked 10/15/10
5 Points
Teach hansel how to fly
Frosty Impaler Unlocked 10/15/10
5 Points
Be too greedy
Got Wood? Unlocked 10/14/10
5 Points
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Here Doggy! Unlocked 10/15/10
5 Points
Give a dog a bone
Metal Meal Unlocked 10/14/10
5 Points
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Never Hit an Old Man Unlocked 10/15/10
5 Points
Disrespect your elders
Sensory Overload Unlocked 10/15/10
5 Points
Reveal the bridge
Snip Snip Unlocked 10/14/10
5 Points
Get cut
Spiked Unlocked 10/14/10
5 Points
Get the pit death
Ssssssurprise! Unlocked 10/14/10
5 Points
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Swan Dive Unlocked 10/15/10
5 Points
Go for a swim
Weather Master Unlocked 10/15/10
5 Points
Solve the weather puzzle
Where's My Arm? Unlocked 10/14/10
5 Points
Pet the teddy
A Woman's Tears Unlocked 10/15/10
10 Points
Free Emma
Till Part 3... Unlocked 10/15/10
10 Points
Complete the game
Gut Busting 5 Points Step on the trap
Revenge 5 Points Beat a dead horse
Saviour 5 Points Keep both dinner guests alive
Slayer 5 Points Slay the beast
A Trusty Hat 10 Points Give Rufus back his hat
Grimm Master 2 25 Points Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Headless Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Liberal Animation Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sorceress Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Your Head Essplode! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Holy Shhhhhh Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 19/30 (105/190 points)

In Utero

Supasperm Unlocked 5/8/09
25 Points
Beat the first level.
Preggerz Unlocked 5/8/09
100 Points
Beat the game.
Aborted 25 Points Kill the boss without dying.
Impotent 100 Points Complete the first level without firing a shot.

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

Medieval Rampage 2

First Kill Unlocked 9/28/09
5 Points
Slay your first enemy
100th kill Unlocked 9/28/09
10 Points
Slaughter 100 enemies
Defeat boss 1 Unlocked 9/28/09
25 Points
Defeat the first boss
Defeat boss 2 25 Points Defeat the second boss
Defeat boss 3 25 Points Defeat the third boss
Defeat boss 4 25 Points Defeat the fourth boss
Defeat boss 5 25 Points Defeat the fifth boss
100 achievements 50 Points Complete 100 of the 170 total tasks
All achievements 100 Points Complete every single task

Medals Earned: 3/9 (40/290 points)

Miami Shark

Apache Unlocked 10/15/09
25 Points
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Mini Unlocked 10/15/09
25 Points
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff Unlocked 10/15/09
25 Points
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
SpaceShuttle Unlocked 10/15/09
50 Points
Crush the Space Shuttle
LearJet 25 Points Crush the Lear Jet
B2 50 Points Crush the B-2 Spirit
B52 50 Points Crush the B-52 Fortress
B747 50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
Beluga 50 Points Crush the Airbus Beluga
Concorde 50 Points Crush the Concorde
Ducks 50 Points Kill 15 Ducks
Sailor 50 Points Crush 95 Sailing Yachts

Medals Earned: 4/12 (125/500 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 3/7/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
BoM-nivore Unlocked 3/7/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Exasperated Unlocked 3/8/09
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 3/7/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 3/7/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Chamber Maid Unlocked 3/7/09
10 Points
Defeat Mindchamber.
Doer of Radical Wrong Unlocked 3/7/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fishmonger Unlocked 3/7/09
10 Points
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Juggler Unlocked 3/7/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
ZAMBONI Unlocked 3/9/09
10 Points
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo Unlocked 3/9/09
25 Points
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 11/23 (100/540 points)

Red Moon

Art Piece Unlocked 4/29/09
10 Points
Collect 1 concept art.
Mere 5 Unlocked 4/29/09
10 Points
Defeat 5 enemies.
Sound of Music Unlocked 4/29/09
10 Points
Collect 1 sound track.
Killer 30 Unlocked 4/29/09
25 Points
Defeat 30 enemies.
Introduction 10 Points Watch the introduction cinematic.
Art Collector 25 Points Collect all concept art.
Halfway There 25 Points Complete half of the game.
Sound Guru 25 Points Collect all sound tracks.
Don't Skip 'Em 50 Points Watch all cinematics.
Long Live The King 50 Points Complete the game.
Slayer 80 50 Points Defeat 80 enemies.
Orb Hunter 100 Points Collect all Red Orbs.
Red Moon Deity 100 Points Complete the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 4/13 (55/490 points)